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Three women die together in an accident and go to
heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We
only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the
ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are
ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and although they try their best to avoid them, the
first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter walking with the ugliest
man she's EVER seen.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to the ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps on a duck
and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same
admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not
wanting to be chained for all of eternity to an ugly
man, is very, very careful with she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any
ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with
the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on...
very tall, long eyelashes, muscular and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a
word.
Happy, the woman says, "I wonder what I did
to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I
stepped on a duck!!"
